Sexdate 25 02 2014
’ In most of the civilised world, holding doors open for women is considered to be chivalrous and the behavior of a gentlemen. If I’m about to walk into a cafe, and there’s a woman walking in at the same time, I’ll pause and hold the door open for her. A look that says “this guy has just escaped from mental health institution.” Holding doors open for Dutch women will earn you scorn and contempt.
The Shallow Man’s advice is that when you see a woman walking behind you, just let the door shut in her face. She might even and come over and say “wow you’re so well integrated with Dutch society, here’s my phone number.”In nature a pack of wolves will pick off the weakest caribou then strike for the kill.
What you need to know is that as an expat, if you stand your ground in face of the ugg booted onslaught, that Dutch women will forgive you and may even find your self-confidence attractive.
From Dutch men they expect total acquiescence, and the ability to follow orders.
With their reputations on the line, they know they're just one click away from being laid bare to the world...
My group also helps men who were in failed relationships with the most unapproachable women in Europe.Now this post might upset some, and if as a result I’m grabbed by a group of angry Dutch women, and am taken to my own personal hell, the drie dwaze dagen sale at de Bijenkorf, and am forced to carry their bags while they scream at me “IK ZEG SKINNY JEANS, DIT IS EEN BOOTCUT JIJ IDIOOT.” I’ll say to my enemies, “no need to be so aggressive, I was just telling it like it is.”The things I do for my readers!As Grandmaster Flash once said in the song White Lines, ‘don’t, don’t, don’t do it! Even after 10 years in the land of deep fried cuisine, I still can’t break the habit of opening doors for women.After discovering her boyfriend is married, Carly soon meets the wife he's been betraying. When Jay (Jason Segel) and Annie (Cameron Diaz) first got together, their romantic connection was intense - but ten years and two kids later, the flame of their love needs a spark. - to make a video of themselves trying out every position in The Joy of Sex in one marathon three-hour session.And when yet another love affair is discovered, all three women team up to plot revenge on the three-timing S. It seems like a great idea - until they discover that their most private video is no longer private.